Disappearing Thoughts

Disappearing Thoughts 2.50/5 (50.00%) 4 votes

It is a new kind of thought

One that disappears.

It was here

Clear as a person

And now it has disappeared

With no trace whatsoever.

Not even a memory

Of the kind of thought it was

Or about what it was.

A most impressive

Disappearing act,

I wish former lovers

Could be like that.

 


~slow Dance~

~slow Dance~ 3.50/5 (70.00%) 2 votes

Take my hand,
Step in closer
Let me feel your bossom
How your heart roves at…
Now draw a leg aback
And bring it forth again
let me take you about,
in a little dance session.
How you like the twinkle lights,
How you like the chill
(How I love your breath! How I love the arcs in you eyes!)
My knees shudder, weak…
I know, ……


Thank You for a Wonderful Year

Thank You for a Wonderful Year 3.00/5 (60.00%) 1 vote

Thank you my friend for a wonderful year…You just made it the best

You are like one of the best friends I ever had!

You made me laugh and smile so much!

You were funny while I just stood there laughing

You always made the jokes while everyone laughed

All of my friends had said things that were so ……


3 Guys

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I know a guy, who’s sweet and funny.
He makes me laugh.
He lets me know he cares.
I know a guy, who makes stupid jokes.
He can make me laugh every second of my life.
I see him every Saturday.
Then there’s the other, who I’ve known for 9 years.
He listens to me and includes me.
He’s funny and clever.
He’s ……


I Don’t Know Why

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I dont know why i am who i am
I dont know why i don’t give a damn
I dont know why i hate to be alone
I dont know why i hate my own home
I dont know why i always have to lie
I dont know why i always wanna cry
I dont know why my patience runs ……


Mom

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Smart, funny
Cooking, loving, understanding
Love you very much
Running, thinking, laughing
Fun, creative
Mom!


Blonde GUY Joke

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There were two blonde guys working for the city. One would dig a hole, the other would follow behind him and fill the hole in. They worked furiously all day without rest, one guy digging a hole, the other guy filling it in again. An onlooker was amazed at their ……


Stupid and Beautiful

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A man said to his wife one day, “I don’t know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time. “The wife responded,” Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me, God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!


What?

What? 4.00/5 (80.00%) 1 vote

A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day… 30,000 to a man’s 15,000. The wife replied, “The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men.” The husband then turned to his wife and asked, “What?”


Wife V/S Husband

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A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, “Relatives of yours?” “Yep,” the wife replied, “in-laws.”


Graduation (Friends Forever)

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And so we talked all night about the rest of our lives
Where we’re gonna be when we turn 25
I keep thinking times will never change
Keep on thinking things will always be the same
But when we leave this year we won’t be coming back
No more hanging out cause we’re on a different track
And if you ……


Women are Smarter Than Men

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Due to inherit a fortune when his sickly, widower father died, Charles decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with. Going to a singles’ bar, he spotted a woman whose beauty took his breath away. “Im just an ordinary man,” he said, walking up to her, “but in just a week or two, ……


A True Blonde

A True Blonde 5.00/5 (100.00%) 1 vote

A blonde walks into an electronic store and says to the checkout guy,hi id like to buy that tv over there.the man replies sorry i dont sell my goods 2 blonds. so she walked out went home. she dyed her hair black and went back to the store and said to the checkout guy ……


Funny Goodbye

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One night a father is tucking his daughter in to go to bed and she says her prayers. Girl:”God Bless Mom, dad, Grandpa, and goodbye Grandma. The father asked why she said that. She said “because it is the right thing to say. The next day the grandma died. The dad thought that was ……


Funny Engineers

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Comprehending Engineers – Take Two To the optimist, the glass is half full. To the pessimist, the glass half empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be. Lesson: There is no philosophy to talk about but calculations and calculations… Comprehending Engineers -Take Three A pastor, a doctor, ……