3 Guys

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3 Guys
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I know a guy, who’s sweet and funny.
He makes me laugh.
He lets me know he cares.
I know a guy, who makes stupid jokes.
He can make me laugh every second of my life.
I see him every Saturday.
Then there’s the other, who I’ve known for 9 years.
He listens to me and includes me.
He’s funny and clever.
He’s like a brother to me.
Can we ever be more?
I’m choosing among 3 guys.
All of which are great.
I’m drowning in the confusion,
Like tides lapping at my mind, whenever I make a choice the others appear.
Help me, I’ve lost myself.

Blonde GUY Joke

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Blonde GUY Joke
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There were two blonde guys working for the city. One would dig a hole, the other would follow behind him and fill the hole in. They worked furiously all day without rest, one guy digging a hole, the other guy filling it in again. An onlooker was amazed at their hard work, but couldn’t understand what they were doing. So he asked the hole digger, “I appreciate the effort you are putting into your work, but what’s the story? You dig a hole and your partner follows behind and fills it up again.” The hole digger wiped his brow and sighed, “Well, normally we are a three-man team, but the guy who plants the trees is sick today.”

Wife V/S Husband

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Wife V/S Husband
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A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, “Relatives of yours?” “Yep,” the wife replied, “in-laws.”

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