A blonde walks into an electronic store and says to the checkout guy,hi id like to buy that tv over there.the man replies sorry i dont sell my goods 2 blonds. so she walked out went home. she dyed her hair black and went back to the store and said to the checkout guy hi id like 2 buy that tv over there. the guy replied sorry i dont sell my goods 2 blonds.she went home and dyed her hair red and walked into the shops and said 2 the guy. hi id like 2 buy that tv over there the guy replied sorry i dont sell my goods 2 blonds she went home and dyed her hair purple and and went back to the shop,asked the guy to buy the tv ova there and he replied the same. sorry i don’t sell my goods 2 blonds. she was very angry by this point and said to him, ive dyed my hair black, red and purple but still u wont sell me that tv over there why not. the guy replied because that tv is a microwave.
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I’ve no bias against blonde although you can find two jokes about blonde on my Website. I don't meet many blondes in my life but I know a blonde who is not only beautiful but kind and hard working and whose image is like an angel in my heart.
Hey, I maybe a blonde, I maybe pretty, but Im not stupid, and I know a tv is different from a microwave, and so do all blondes, and I can spell, not the best but atleast when I do try to make a stupid blonde joke, I know to check my spelling. I mean really, blonds? that’s not a word.
The saying dumb blonde is originated from brunettes who dyed their hair blonde to make themselves better looking seeing as how red heads and blondes have been considered better looking for centuries, so they were named dumb blondes because that’s all they had on their minds. God, I hate these jokes, before you make these jokes consider the fact you seem.
Im a blonde too and i don’t take blonde jokes to an offence.
Blonde jokes = Someone looks pretty but is not smart. You can name it other color jokes if you like. But blonde are typically and recognizably pretty. So blonde jokes are actually a compliment to all blondes who are smart. Because you are the most pretty and you are also smart. Take it easy.
Hahahahahahahaha!!!! Thatz funny!!! Hey Meghan, brunettes dye their hair blonde so we can get people to notice our complexion, not the fake boobs or the airhead we have in us. And just for the record… BRUNETTES HAVE MORE FUN!!!!
Good point. I dye hair blonde sometimes
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Im a natural blode and have been hearing blonde jokes for years. I don’t take them offensively and if you do you need to chill out. I mean people who are saying them are just saying them to try to be funny. If you just go along with it and show that it does not bother you..they will probably stop. Im a blonde and I love reading and hearing about blonde jokes, (or I wouldn't be reading these blonde jokes, and either would you)
Hey Ummm this is kinda a funny one but its really old. Its all good though. well later
Ok.. only thing I find completely retarded is how can a hair color make you have more or less fun than another? that’s the most retarted thing I’ve ever heard in my entire life. That's like saying a Mexican has more fun than a White person? What… Ok people, kinda gay, but alright. Just wanted to point out how truely stupid sayin “Blondes/Brunettes have more fun!” really is.
OKAY MY HAIR COLOR IS NOT BLONDE OR BRUNETTE I'M A BRONZE I GUESS. SO LET ME CLARIFY “BLONDES ARE NOT THE PRETTIEST. ” AND THE REASON BLONDES GET NOTICED IS BECAUSE THEY HAVE THE REPUTATION OF BEING EASY.AND NOT ALL BLONDES ARE STUPID A LOT OF THEM ARE REALLY SMART BUT NO ONE SHOULD TAKE OFFENCE TO THE BLONDE JOKES. BUT NO ONE SHOULD SAY THAT BLONDES ARE THE PRETTIEST BECAUSE ITS NOT TRUE YOU HAVE TO JUDGE BY EACH PERSON NOT JUST STEREO TYPE ANYONE. A WORD OF WISDOM DON'T DIE YOUR HAIR BLONDE YOU LOOK REALLY CHEAP!!!
im a blonde and alot of people tell me im stupid but i know im not if i just try but i think some blonde jokes go a little to far some people do get offended…most blondes arent as stupid as people think we are..and if we are so stupid then why do some burnetts die there hair blonde???
hey that was funny and im a brunett to
OMG…………..that’s so funny………lol
this poem is so funny
i don’t like blondes so good one