One night a father is tucking his daughter in to go to bed and she says her prayers. Girl:”God Bless Mom, dad, Grandpa, and goodbye Grandma. The father asked why she said that. She said “because it is the right thing to say. The next day the grandma died. The dad thought that was strange that, that happened on that day. A few months later he tucked her in to bed. Then she said her prayers. “God Bless Mom, Dad, and goodbye grandpa. The next day grandpa died. A few weeks later she was saying her prayers before bed. She said “God Bless Mom goodbye Dad. All that night he was thinking. He couldn’t get to sleep. That morning he went to the office. He just sat in his chair all day. He waited till 12:00A.M. He didn’t die yet so he knew he wasn’t going to. Then he went home. His wife greeted him at the door. She said “The mailman died on our front porch today. It’s sad too because he was one of my best friends
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i did not like this one it
lost its point after the first
few lines and it waz quite
boring no humer in it at all
could have been way better if the writter fixed the punch lines up
a bit more it would
surly get a lot of laughs
First off that goodbye poem was taken from the movie “Big Fish” and you're stupid for trying to trick us.
it wuz fun-e 2 me so wat
eva i think it wuz aite.
I Loved this poem it was so cute!
People who don't like it just don't understand how
to have a good lauph! but i say AWSOME!
Congrats on having such a wonderfull poem!
IT WUZ TIGHT WHO EVA SAY IT WASNT THEY HATING TELL DEM TO GET ON THIER JOB
HAHAHHA that’s funny stuff it look like she got caught cheating lol
hi my name is mimie i read lots of poems can you write the funnest poem ever?