A man is stranded on a desert island for 10 years, when one day a beautiful girl swims to shore in a wetsuit. Man: “Hi! Im so happy to see you.” Girl: “Hi! It seems like you’ve been here a long time. How long has it been since you’ve had a cigarette?” Man: “It’s been 10 years!” With this information the girl unzips a slot on the arm of her wet suit and gives the man a cigarette. Man: “Thank you so much!” Girl: “So tell me how long has it been since you had a drink?” Man: “It’s been 10 years!” The girl unzips another pocket on her wet suit and comes out with a flask of whiskey and gives the man a drink. Man: “Thank you so much. You are like a miracle!” Girl (starting to unzip the front of her wet suit): “So tell me then, how long has it been since you played around?” Man: “Oh, my God, don’t tell me you’ve got a set of golf clubs in there, too…!”