A bus load of politicians was speeding along a country road when when it ploughed into a tree and overturned. An old farmer saw the crash and was first on the scene. Within two hours, he had dug a huge hole and buried all the politicians. A few days later, the local sheriff was passing through when he saw the wreckage of the bus. The farmer explained what had happened. “Were they ALL dead?” inquired the sheriff. “Well,” said the farmer, “Some of them said they weren’t, but you know how they politicians lie.”