Blonde's Story Poem Read: 3454 A blonde is sitting at home one day when she decides she's sick of hearing blonde jokes. She decides to dye her hair brown, and, to see if it works in making her more intelligent, goes to a farm where she approaches the farmer with the challenge, "If I can guess how many sheep you have, can I take one home?" The farmer chuckles to himself, before replying, "Sure, why not?" The blonde pulls out a calculator and does a bunch of hugely complicated equations and comes up with a number. She says to the farmer, "There are 314 sheep out there." The farmer is astonished. "You're right!" he says. "Go take your pick". The blonde takes a few minutes to pick a sheep, waves to the farmer, and leaves. She's sitting at home the next day when she hears a knock on her front door. She opens it and finds the farmer standing there holding his hat. He says to her, "If I can guess your real hair colour, can I have my dog back?" |
Blonde GUY Joke Poem Read: 3053 There were two blonde guys working for the city. One would dig a hole, the other would follow behind him and fill the hole in. They worked furiously all day without rest, one guy digging a hole, the other guy filling it in again. An onlooker was amazed at their hard work, but couldn't understand what they were doing. So he asked the hole digger, "I appreciate the effort you are putting into your work, but what's the story? You dig a hole and your partner follows behind and fills it up again." The hole digger wiped his brow and sighed, "Well, normally we are a three-man team, but the guy who plants the trees is sick today." |
A True Blonde Poem Read: 3471 A blonde walks into an electronic store and says to the checkout guy,hi id like to buy that tv over there.the man replies sorry i dont sell my goods 2 blonds. so she walked out went home. she dyed her hair black and went back to the store and said to the checkout guy hi id like 2 buy that tv over there. the guy replied sorry i dont sell my goods 2 blonds.she went home and dyed her hair red and walked into the shops and said 2 the guy. hi id like 2 buy that tv over there the guy replied sorry i dont sell my goods 2 blonds she went home and dyed her hair purple and and went back to the shop,asked the guy to buy the tv ova there and he replied the same. sorry i don’t sell my goods 2 blonds. she was very angry by this point and said to him, ive dyed my hair black, red and purple but still u wont sell me that tv over there why not. the guy replied because that tv is a microwave. |