Words Hits: 5901 A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a
day... 30,000 to a man's 15,000. The wife replied, "The reason has to be
because we have to repeat everything to men. The husband then turned to his
wife and asked, "What?" |
Women Are Smarter Than Men Hits: 7131 Due to inherit a fortune when his sickly, widower father died, Charles
decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with.
Going to a singles' bar, he spotted a woman whose beauty took his breath
away.
"I'm just an ordinary man," he said, walking up to her, "but in just a week
or two, my father will die and I'll inherit 20 million dollars."
The woman went home with Charles, and the next day she became his
stepmother. |
Wife V/S Husband Hits: 4020 A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An
earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to
concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and
pigs,
the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?" "Yep," the wife
replied, "in-laws." |
Why are married women heavier? Hits: 3420 Because single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed while married women come home see what's in the bed and go to the fridge |
Stupid And Beautiful Hits: 5327 A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid and
so beautiful all at the same time. "The wife responded," Allow me to
explain. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made me
stupid so I would be attracted to you! |
O' My school Hits: 736 It's such a drool |
If u love someone Hits: 6288 Original Quote |
Funny thank you Hits: 4825 A man is stranded on a desert island for 10 years, when one day a beautiful girl swims to shore in a wetsuit. Man: "Hi! I am so happy to see you." Girl: "Hi! It seems like you've been here a long time. How long has it been since you've had a cigarette?" Man: "It's been 10 years!" With this information the girl unzips a slot on the arm of her wet suit and gives the man a cigarette. Man: "Thank you so much!" Girl: "So tell me how long has it been since you had a drink?" Man: "It's been 10 years!" The girl unzips another pocket on her wet suit and comes out with a flask of whiskey and gives the man a drink. Man: "Thank you so much. You are like a miracle!" Girl (starting to unzip the front of her wet suit): "So tell me then, how long has it been since you played around?" Man: "Oh, my God, don't tell me you've got a set of golf clubs in there, too...!" |