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Funny nationalitiesRate this poem

Im CANADIAN Hey… Im not a lumberjack, or a fur trader… and I don’t live in an igloo, or eat blubber, or own a dogsled… and I don’t know Jimmy, Sally or Suzy from Canada, although Im certain they’re really, really nice. I have a Prime … Continue reading Funny nationalities

Keep Away From The KidsRate this poem

Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God’s omnipotence did not extend to God’s kids. After creating heaven and earth, God created Adam and Eve. And the first thing he said was, “Don’t.” “Don’t … Continue reading Keep Away From The Kids

Are you the Weakest Link?Rate this poem

Have fun! Below are 4 questions. Answer them instantly. You cannot take your time. Answer them immediately. No pencil or paper! OK? Let’s find out just how smart and clever you really are. Ready? … GO!!! FIRST QUESTION: You are participating in a … Continue reading Are you the Weakest Link?

Funny thank youRate this poem

A man is stranded on a desert island for 10 years, when one day a beautiful girl swims to shore in a wetsuit. Man: “Hi! Im so happy to see you.” Girl: “Hi! It seems like you’ve been here a long time. How long has … Continue reading Funny thank you

Blonde's StoryRate this poem

A blonde is sitting at home one day when she decides she’s sick of hearing blonde jokes. She decides to dye her hair brown, and, to see if it works in making her more intelligent, goes to a farm where she approaches the farmer with the … Continue reading Blonde's Story