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Why are married women heavier?
Because single women come home, see what’s in the fridge and go to bed while married women come home see what’s in the bed and go to the fridge
This poem is also about:married womans loneliness poem
The Nicest Thing
One day a teacher asked her students to list the names of the other students in the room on two sheets of paper, leaving a space between each name. Then she told them to think of the nicest thing they could say about each of their classmates and write it down. It took the remainder [......]
Love like you've never been hurt
We convince ourselves that life will be better after we get married, have a baby, then another.
Then we are frustrated that the kids aren’t old enough and we’ll be more content when they are.
After that we’re frustrated that we have teenagers to deal with.
We will certainly be happy when they are out [......]
Maybe it is true
Maybe God wanted us to meet the wrong people before meeting the right one so that when we finally meet the right person, we will know how to be grateful for that gift.
Maybe when the door of happiness closes, another opens, but oftentimes we look so long at the closed door that we do [......]
The Gift of Love
Today is Christmas
and all over the World
children eagerly search under the tree
to see what special gift Santa left them
Your gift to me won’t be wrapped and placed under the tree
It will never be a disappointment
and never go out of style
It cannot be exchanged
and I will never be [......]