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1) A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose any one from three rooms. The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns,and the third is full of lions that haven’t eaten anything for 3 years. Which room is safest for … Continue reading Brain Teasers

I have in my hands two boxes Which God gave me to hold. He said, “Put all your sorrows in the black box, And all your joys in the gold.” I heeded His words, and in the two boxes Both my joys and sorrows I stored. But though the gold … Continue reading God’s Boxes

If I knew it would be the last time that I’d see you fall asleep I would tuck you in more tightly and pray the Lord your soul to keep If I knew it would be the last time that I see you walk out the door I would give … Continue reading I’m sorry

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Original QuoteIf you love someone, Set her free… If she comes back, she’s yours, If she doesn’t, she never was….The new versions…..Pessimist: ^^^^^^^^^ If you love someone, Set her free … If she ever comes back, she’s yours, If she doesn’t, as expected, … Continue reading If you love someone

I got a chuckle out of these. I thought you might too. Enjoy!! Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker? A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again. Q. What’s a mixed feeling? A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a … Continue reading Funny Questions