Ron Tranmer | Free Poems
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Quasi Moto
I put one of my favorite jokes to rhyme.
Quasi Moto was a legend
who became a man of fame.
This crippled man was known as
The Hunchback of Notre Dame.
Quasi Moto’s health was failing.
He was old and growing frail,
so they hired an apprentice
he would teach to ring the bell.
This poor apprentice fellow
really wasn’t very bright,
but at least he was determined
he could learn to do it right.
They climbed up to the bell tower.
(A steep climb that isn’t fun)
And finally reached the iron bell
for lesson number one.
Quasi told him, “Push the bell..
then step aside.. and let it go,”
but the bell came back and struck him
because he was so slow.
It knocked him from the tower
and he landed in town square.
Quasi slowly limped down all the stairs
and found him lying there.
The townsfolk had all gathered.
Quasi pushed till he got through.
As he looked down a fellow asked..
“Quasi…is this a man you knew?”
Quasi looked at his apprentice
and slowly answered “Well……
I can’t say I really knew him
but his face sure rings a bell.”
God’s Colors
Earth wouldn’t be as beautiful
if all God’s flowers were blue.
If rainbows were only yellow
that would be a sad thing too.
Suppose the ocean and the sky
were just the color white.
And everyone on Earth wore black.
Wouldn’t that be a sight?
God made the beautiful flowers
many colors, not just blue.
And He colored all his children
different colors too.
Whether we are white or black,
or as green as peas in a pod,
all of us are beautiful
in the sight of God.
Our Favorite Recipe
Put a man who’s good and wholesome
into a mixing pan.
Then, add one woman full of love
and blend well with the man.
Add any children of the man,
and the woman’s children too.
Stir them all together
as you would a pot of stew.
Then a little bit of sugar
and fourteen cups of love.
Sprinkle in some blessings
from the heavens high above.
When you have completed
this amazing recipe,
you will have created
a blended family.
On Bended Knee
I ask my love on bended knee,
“Sweetheart will you marry me?”
To which I heard a quick reply..
“Yes, as soon as pigs can fly.”
So I looked high, and I looked low
for a real smart pig, and do you know?
I found that pig sitting in a sty,
and in a week or two taught him to fly.
I showed the pig to my love, and then,
asked her to marry me once again.
She said, “I’m sorry, but I lied…
When hell freezes over, I’ll be your bride.
Now, this next part is sad to tell,
She got sick and died, and went to hell.
Her cold heart, turned hell to ice,
She’s waiting for me. Now ain’t that nice?
Our Wedding Vow
Through wedding vows made this day
we are now man and wife
We vowed that we would honor,
love, and cherish all our life.
This humble vow of promise,
when we said the words, “I do”
is a vow we won’t take lightly,
but a vow forever true.
Our two hearts are now as one,
joined by love sincere.
We will be faithful, loving, and true,
throughout each passing year.
Loving vows recorded by angels
who gave their approving nod,
will not fail for they were made
between you, and me, and God.