I am new.
I am fresh.
I know no one.
I know best.
You are old.
You are smart.
You are from here.
You are art.
So, why don’t you show me around?
You know this place better than me.
You are funny and can keep my attention.
Where’s my next class? You’ll see.
I’ll sit by you when you’re lonely.
I’ll tell you jokes when you need cheering.
I’ll be your bestfriend if you need me.
I’ll flip off the people who are sneering.