Funny Questions

Funny Questions
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I got a chuckle out of these. I thought you might too. Enjoy!! Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker? A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again. Q. What’s a mixed feeling? A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car. Q. What’s the height of conceit? A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name. Q. What’s the definition of macho? A. Jogging home from your vasectomy. Q. What’s the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball? A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball. Q. Do you know how New Zealanders practice safe sex? A. They spray paint X’s on the back of the sheep that kick. Q. Why is divorce so expensive? A. Because it’s worth it. Q. What is a Yankee? A. The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone. Q. What do Tupperware and a walrus have in common? A. They both like a tight seal. Q. What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common? A. Their balls are just for decoration. Q. What is the difference between “ooooooh”and “aaaaaaah”? A. About three inches. Q. Why do Gay men wear ribbed condoms? A. For traction in the mud. Q: What’s the difference between purple and pink? A. The grip. Q. How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony? A. It’s not hard. Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly? A: Kick his sister in the jaw. Q: What’s the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? A: 45 pounds. Q: What’s the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? A: 45 minutes. Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? A: Breasts don’t have eyes. Q: If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love? A. The swallow. Q: What is the difference between medium and rare? A: Six inches is medium, eight inches is rare. Q. Why do most women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds? A. Because most men are stupid but few are blind. Q. Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning? A. They don’t have balls to scratch.





15 thoughts on “Funny Questions”

  1. okay im guessing your never gunna get around to reading this but anyway,
    just to let you no my coments on this arnt really that positive
    because well…. This so called “poem joke thing” of yours isnt a poem at all
    and well its not a story its just a heap of jokes… n for my fact they arnt funny,
    now im only 16yrs old but I didn’t laugh at one of them,
    they are crude and meen jokes…
    lol…. Mate your on the rong website!!

  2. yo shut tha fudge up jenn if you didn’t like y the fudge you read it. Any ways i think your poem iz hot.don’t listen wat ppl has to say ok.

  3. i thought this poem was funny and yea bu ti think the people who said that it was gay well im thinkin that they came to the wrong site cause it says funny poems!

  4. i only liked the first one “hooker washing her crack” i thought that was hillarious
    the rest were alright, they made sence they just weren't as funny

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