Funny nationalities

Funny nationalities
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Im CANADIAN Hey… Im not a lumberjack, or a fur trader… and I don’t live in an igloo, or eat blubber, or own a dogsled… and I don’t know Jimmy, Sally or Suzy from Canada, although Im certain they’re really, really nice. I have a Prime Minister, not a President. I speak English & French, NOT American. And I pronounce it ‘ABOUT’, NOT ‘A BOOT’. I can proudly sew my country’s flag on my backpack. I believe in peace keeping, NOT policing. DIVERSITY, NOT assimilation, AND THAT THE BEAVER IS A TRULY PROUD AND NOBLE ANIMAL. A TOQUE IS A HAT, A CHESTERFIELD IS A COUCH, AND IT IS PRONOUNCED ‘ZED’ NOT ‘ZEE’, ‘ZED’!!! CANADA IS THE SECOND LARGEST LANDMASS! THE FIRST NATION OF HOCKEY! AND THE BEST PART OF NORTH AMERICA! MY NAME IS JOE!! AND Im CANADIAN!!!!!!!!
Im ITALIAN Ciao





15 thoughts on “Funny nationalities”

  1. Hey…funny nationalities blows. Im an American. I can speak my thoughts without getting a bullet through the head. We are one of the most safest countries to live in. If you say otherwise I will hunt you down you treasonist bastard.

  2. okay hahaha that was funny . but just to add
    a comment to the american dude.. um
    if terrorists were after my country and if they flew
    planes into my country's buldings i don’t think that
    i would consider my country to be safe
    ciao – maria

  3. The poem was good up till the part about the Americans.
    If all americans were what you thought they were then
    why are soo many people from other countries coming
    here? Answer that one? I probably know soo many more
    books than you do. Im not saying America is free from
    violence and that we don't have any problems. Far from
    it. But I believe that what you are doing is considered
    prejudice. You are judging an entire people just because
    of your bias'. Oh and by the way, Jim-Bob, Joe-Bob, etc.
    all originated from the Cajun people, who are direct
    descendants of Canadians. Why is it that you can present
    yourself as a stong opinionated person, but when asked
    to back up your claims with your name you don't???
    Do you feel ashamed or is it that you know you are wrong?
    But then again, I can see why a person would be too
    ashamed proclaim their authorship.

  4. Hmmm I have to comment on your Nationalities. What a put-down to all Americans. And what a shame. Obviously, whoever wrote this is jealous, predjudiced, and frankly misinformed. Americans are wonderfully Amazing people. Strong, Courageous, Interesting,Talented, Smart, and have a wonderful sense of humor. Oh and we are fun, too. That's why we are all laughing at this joke because that's all its – just a joke- not the truth. Hahaha

  5. This “poem” was very judgmental, and prejudice. And ashley,… whoever you are Im cajun and my community is filled cajun people, we are descendants of the French, Spanish, and some canadians who were forced out of canada and into louisiana and parts of the deep south. I haven’t known ANYONE to be named jim-bob or joe-bo. I find it offensive that someone would assume my culture to be people whom marry their sisters, say “wassup” and are ignorant. thank you all for of your cruel comments to me not only as an American citizen, but as a girl who is cajun.

  6. Hey to all of you girlz that think america is not safe and you men are dissing it you men are just jealous of what we have!!!! The only reason that we have terrorism is because the people that do attack us are just jealous of AMERICA!!!!!

  7. OK… This poem was funny.. Im a Spanish Girl Born in America raised in Canada. So I’ve like dual citizenship.. But I thought it was a funny poem.. And just cuz ppl stereotype cultures or whatever doesn't mean everyone is like that.. But yeah.. It was a very funny.. Poem… :)

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