Love is Lonely

Funny nationalities

Funny nationalities
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Im CANADIAN Hey… Im not a lumberjack, or a fur trader… and I don’t live in an igloo, or eat blubber, or own a dogsled… and I don’t know Jimmy, Sally or Suzy from Canada, although Im certain they’re really, really nice. I have a Prime Minister, not a President. I speak English & French, NOT American. And I pronounce it ‘ABOUT’, NOT ‘A BOOT’. I can proudly sew my country’s flag on my backpack. I believe in peace keeping, NOT policing. DIVERSITY, NOT assimilation, AND THAT THE BEAVER IS A TRULY PROUD AND NOBLE ANIMAL. A TOQUE IS A HAT, A CHESTERFIELD IS A COUCH, AND IT IS PRONOUNCED ‘ZED’ NOT ‘ZEE’, ‘ZED’!!! CANADA IS THE SECOND LARGEST LANDMASS! THE FIRST NATION OF HOCKEY! AND THE BEST PART OF NORTH AMERICA! MY NAME IS JOE!! AND Im CANADIAN!!!!!!!!
Im ITALIAN Ciao